Three Little Birds

Three Little Birds

Once you’ve  start­ed, there’s hard­ly a tree you wouldn’t want to miss!

It’s Not Even a Real Toad!

No, it’s not, judg­ing from the out­side.
You wouldn’t want have to judge it from the inside.

Dance Little Robot!

Dance Little Robot!

Real­ly, it’s so easy. Just lift your legs and wave them about!

About This Site

Ever since I start­ed mess­ing around with AI last sum­mer, won­ders did not cease. Nei­ther did dis­ap­point­ments.

This site is my way of com­ing to terms with my stum­bling and ram­bling and down­right in in in of all al is … at a loss. But still! I’m not sure any­more if it real­ly was sum­mer. A real sum­mer. Maybe it was some mashed-up con­glom­er­ate of weird sea­son s that no one can put their clum­sy fin­ger on.

Two months ago, I dove head­first into AI image gen­er­a­tion. I was hooked immediately—the idea that I could con­jure up any scene, any char­ac­ter, any world with just a few words was intox­i­cat­ing.

But there’s a catch: no mat­ter how many times I tweak my prompts, some things just refuse to be fixed. Hands with too many fin­gers. Eyes that stare in oppo­site direc­tions. Shad­ows that defy the laws of physics. It’s like the AI has a mind of its own, and its mind is a sur­re­al­ist night­mare.

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OUR TEAM

Bill Bolduc

Founder

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Peggy Berlin

Pho­tog­ra­ph­er

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Maria Alberts

Retouch­er

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PRICING

Inter­est­ed in hir­ing a pro­fes­sion­al pho­tog­ra­ph­er for your event? 
Check out our prices below or feel free to con­tact me for a cus­tom quote

Starter

$399
for 3 hours
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Premium

$999
per day
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Expert

$699
for 5 hours
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FROM THE BLOG

Handymanic

Prac­ti­cal­ly use­less — here I am, your favorite handy­man… Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, con­secte­tur adip­isc­ing elit. Ut elit tel­lus, luc­tus nec ullam­cor­p­er mat­tis, pul­v­inar dapibus leo. Bur­nish Cre­ative Vita Race Fabi­an Fer­di­nand Car­go The Film Vita Titan

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Sad, Sad Robot

Robots? Why Robots It’s what I ask myself. If I remem­ber cor­rect­ly, it was­n’t my idea. Night­Café was the one one who brought it up: They kind­ly offer prompts that you — the user — might like and that you can…

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